WTH! Crazy Lady Shoots Rihanna's House Up

Hold onto your hats, folks! We have the incredible story of Ivanna Lisette Ortiz, the woman who thought it’d be a great idea to shoot up Rihanna’s Los Angeles home. Yes, you heard that right! This is the kind of plot twist that makes you question what’s in your morning coffee.

Now, here’s the kicker! This lovely lady was previously “Baker Acted” in Florida. That’s right—she got a one-way ticket to a psychiatric facility courtesy of the state! Talk about a vacation! You can stay there for up to 72 hours, involuntary or voluntary! I guess she missed out on that all-inclusive package deal.

Her ex-husband’s attorney, Hal Roen, paints quite the picture of Ortiz, calling her “articulate” and “very believable.” Oh, Hal, you must have a knack for sarcasm! I mean, if you can overlook her penchant for bizarre antics, it might be worth grabbing a coffee with her. But remember, folks, “very believable” doesn’t usually involve firing at music superstars!

And speaking of believe it or not, she has now lost custody of her 10-year-old child. That’s right—after the court got wind of some “concerning testimony” regarding her mental health, they decided that maybe she shouldn’t be allowed near her kid. Shocking revelation: a judge was worried she might not return the said child after a fun day at the park. Who knew parenting could be such a privilege?

To add to the hilarity, during sworn testimony, Ortiz claimed her Baker Act experience was based on false accusations. I mean, how many times do you have to announce that before someone says, “Maybe it’s you?” But hey, the judge ordered a social investigation—so let’s hope they find out where all the wacky comes from!

And let’s not forget her attempt to obtain a domestic violence injunction, which the court couldn’t help but notice included her own domestic violence arrest. Talk about taking “it takes one to know one” to a whole new level!

As of the latest scoop, Ortiz was booked for attempted murder after delightfully unloading rounds into Rihanna's home while she was there with her three kids. Meanwhile, A$AP Rocky was safely out—proof that sometimes, being home is overrated! Who needs drama in their lives when you have gun-toting exes? What a show!